"I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me... but I can't help that I'm so popular."

- Gretchen Wieners, Mean Girls


    If any of you have me on Facebook (which I'm assuming all of you do, this blog is NOT very popular) you know that my name is Gretchen Wieners.  Bonus points if you also knew my roommate changed her name to Karen Smith!  Extra bonus points if you were a boy and knew all these things and the movie from which it's from!  Those extra points, however, are known as metro sexual points.  YEAH!

    As I type the words you're reading on this web page, I'm gazing out of the window of a house in Wellington, Colorado, sipping my double french vanilla coffee and listening to the sounds of my family.  Wellington, for those of you who don't know, is a little town outside of Fort Collins about twenty minutes away from Wyoming, and is the city in which my aunt resides, for now.  My dad and his three full siblings, plus family, have reconvened for the Labor Day weekend and it's been awesome!  I have so many cousins, but only one who's close to my age.  We got out my first night here and I got to see his casa, at which there was a small get together...

    "And the DJ said, 'Let there be music, and multitudes of ravers to be fruitful and multiply!' And it was so. And he saw that it was good."


    Alright, so my life isn't really that awesome, but that little gem was too good to pass up.  The rest of this trip has been freaking amazing and if I'm able to get the shirt I've had my eye on for some years now, it's gonna be too epic for words.  You'll know that I got it when my background suddenly changes.  Just kidding, I just left and came back (not that you can tell the time difference) and the location did not have the shirt in my size. :( Hopefully Fort Collins or Denver will! Let's cross our fingers because this shirt is AMAZING!

    Time to YouTube it up in efforts to fill the shirt-shaped void in my soul.

Love, Desi!

The second worst day of my life!

   It's been a while since I've blogged since I've been so friggin' busy with life and stuff, and even longer since I vlogged so here's my present to you.

I figure you should just accept when stuff like this happens and own it, so here it is.