"Help me, I'm poor!"

- Annie, Bridesmaids

    I love that movie so much! I got the poster from Wallace movies, thank you Sarah! <3  Love aside, I truly am poor.  I have nine dollars in my bank account and I still have more bills to pay. </3

    Paying for college sucks, don't do it.  Learn from me and either get a scholarship or be a trust fund baby.  Your choice.  It's a good thing I decided to go on a model-vegan diet (I'll explain later) because veganism is great for poor people, rock on!  Between school ($1,200), insurance ($120), my phone ($30), feeding myself for a few weeks ($30) and the stupid TICKET I got for zoning out on the road ONE TIME and running a red ($240 but I didn't pay it...) I have to take driving school ($230) which I am in the middle of now.  Almost done, but it's time consuming and budget busting and tear inducing.  So I'm flat out broke and have to pay my insurance for last month and this month and then my phone bill. Then I'm free! With the exception of the 5th of every month where I have to make a payment on my tuition.  I'm gonna cry.

    So that model-vegan diet thing I mentioned is actually really awesome.  I'm not fully vegan, I just rarely eat crap or meat.  I'm slightly anemic so I have to eat steak every once in a while but PB&J and some raisins get me by the rest of the time.  I missed being a vegetarian and decided to go hardcore but not really as a model-vegan. :) I guess the real term for it would be flexitarian except I pretty much only eat fruits, veggies, special home-made soup and PB&J, which is less than a vegetarian.  I do use spices and what not, and I still eat ramen noodles (I'm poor!) and bean and cheese burritos, yum.  I avoid non-vegan things, but I do still eat them.  I had Chic-fil-a the other day.

    Why is everybody leaving? I had two good bye parties yesterday, one of which I could not find but still.  Why is there an allure to leave little ol' me?  It breaks mah heart! :( Stay home!

    I'm surprised I haven't fallen over dead, yet.  My bedtime lately has been averaging between midnight and 2 A.M., but I keep getting up around 9.  Like today, in bed at two, alarm at 7:40, up at 8:20 for church.  How am I still functioning?  And I work later, so no nap for me.  Speaking of church! Guess who has a keyboard and is now a Hospitality Minister at St. Benedict's?! THIS GIRL!  So that means all y'all Catholics need to get your butts to church and let me greet you! :D

Alroight, mates, I'm out!

Love, Desi!